Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Random Thing

You know which feeling is ALWAYS good?
Less itchy.
Less itchy is like the ace of spades in the feelings deck of cards.
Providing it's a G-rated set of playing cards that excludes abstract feelings like love and whatnot.

Sometimes my brain spits out random chunks of crap. And no matter how much you polish it, it's still crap. Only shinier.
Come to think of it, feeling shinier would probably be a pretty high card too. Unless it was like overactive-sebacious-glands-shiny, which is probably a two of diamonds or something shit like that.

Remind me not to blog when I'm tired.

2 comments:

Fever Dog said...

Less itchy is good....but what about the feeling when you're hungover and the painkiller start working and the pain goes away and you can fall asleep again. Or waking up, thinking it's Monday, then realising it's Saturday. Or not needing to cough... Maybe those are Aces of different suits.

jiminycricket said...

haha! Yes. I think they are exactly the rest of the of the aces.
Perhaps with our combined powers and the help of the public, we can come up with an entire set of cards.
Any other suggsestions?

I've got one.
Suffering from diarrhoea would be a two of clubs.