Since when is calling someone you've just got off the phone to 'Cockface' deemed to be inappropriate for work?
Prudes.
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15 comments:
It's better than
"...Thanks a lot! Yep, you too!" then hang up the phone and shout: "YOU ASS-BAG!"
(It is doubly worse to be at the front desk with 20+ conference attendees waiting around for me to call them all cabs.)
Needless to say, I approve.
Haha... That's awesome. High fives for inappropriateness and extra high fives for doing it on front of others!
you should come to my work
you'd get laughed at for using such a 'gay' word as cockface
one of the most common sayings in this office is "fucking cunt(s)"
cockface is a great word.
cockblock is ever better.
Hehe, no one has a sense of humour anymore.
How strange that someone could find it inappropriate -- you should use it more often, to show everyone else how uptight they all are
he he. or use "ballsack" next time for variety.
i prefer ass-hat... shit-brick is also a favourite. and ol' faithful; bitchface.
that's a good one - my friend has a similiar odd one - calling someone a "bag of dicks."
you don't want to be a bag of dicks.
survivingmyself: I misread that as "bag of ducks". Totally different insult.
Proof that the world has no sense of humour anymore!
Kiki: Where do you work? Is there any jobs going?
Just me: Cock block! Ha! Added that to the insult bank.
Amamnda: I know.. People are the lamest.
FD: Yeah, I think the brute force approach would work. Just bombard them with obscenities until they lighten up.
technodoll: Ballsack is already on high rotation!
Mars: Yes, but you're a foul mouthed hussy! Also, I'm going give shit-brick a run and see how it goes. Also 'No talent ass clown' rates highly.
Survivingmyself: Yeah, that's awesome. A Wilhelm Scream has a song called 'The kids can eat a bag of dicks.' Ever since I read that, I fell in love with 'Bag of dicks'... Wait...that sounds ungood.
FD: you're such a bag of dicks. Learn to read. 'A bag of ducks' is a quacker of an insult though...
Dune: I know... They all suck. Either that or I've got the worst sense of humour ever. Hmm...
I've always liked DickCock.
Or Fucko.
Fucko's really better in a car for some reason, like "The light's green Fucko!"
Swearing is fun.
At the moment it's the first week of semester.
I do timetabling.
They're all fuckheads when I get off the phone.
/venting
kae
Kiala: Fucko has also been added to my list. Wow... I've learnt so much from all these comments.
kae: Timetabling is no fun at all... I've just finished doing some and it elicited a number of 'fuckheads!' from me too.
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