Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Ok, so I lied...

... but I couldn't leave without posting this.
This is what I encounter walking home from the station tonight.

Lady walks out of house onto footpath, talking into phone.

"Yeah, I dunno... Hold on!"

Lady is then distracted by small dark shadow in the middle of the road. She walks towards it.

"Hey... Were they leopard print?"

Walks to dark shadow on road, picks up and holds up in the streetlight. It's a rather large pair of ladies knickers.

"Yep! Found 'em!"

I see her smile in the yellow glow of the streetlight as she turns and triumphantly walks back inside.

And that's all it took to make my day.



Fever Dog said...

We've all been there -- lost a pair of leopard print undies in the road. Not a year goes by where I don't lose some animal-print undergarment, only to find it later in the road.

Anonymous said...

hahaha. Jay, you're such a noob ;)

Well, I was going to say:

What. the. fuck. What kind of people/situation results in leopard-print undies left on the street? Jay?? ;)

jiminycricket said...

FD: I'm glad you find all your lost animal print underwear. I mean, you'd be shattered if you lost that nice zebra print corset.

Dune: I know!? I don't think I've ever known anyone to make a phone call asking if someone could check the road out the front of their house for some lost underwear...
Jay has lots of questions to answer.

the boy who likes to... said...

Too. Many. Questions.

jiminycricket said...

Way. Too. Many. Questions.