Monday, March 3, 2008

No internets...

New house currently has no internet and my banshee manager has decided to come and sit right beside me at work, thus reducing my ability to write horrible things about her.

So won't have a chance to read your blogs/write posts/comment/reply to junk for a little while...

Enjoy the break from the stupidity.

Back soon, bitches.

5 comments:

melpomeneandthalia said...

WHAT! Get that Skank-ho to go back to planet Skankwhorium!

Gnugs said...

wow. I guess I felt strongly about that. enjoy your vacation, and come back soon.

Fever Dog said...

"enjoy" the break?! Dammit, I rely on my rage&biscuits fix!

Robbie said...

Would it be wrong to seel your manager off to pay for broadband in your new home, thus killing two problems with one 'bird'.

jiminycricket said...

gnugs: Ha, I'm glad you feel as strongly about hating the banshee manager as I do... I'll be back in the game soon. Probably in about however long it takes to make someone ill enough to stay home from work when I put five drops of Tipp-ex into their coffee everyday when they're not looking. Or until my landlord gets broadband sorted.
Eitherway, I'll call the relevant authorities and see if I can get her sent back To Skankwhorium or failing that, fired into the sun.

FD: Sorry Jay, you'll have to join a methadone programme in the meantime.

Robbie: Hmm... I think that's a plan. Although I'm worried that if i sent her off to get me broadband, she'd come back with a tin of broadbeans. She's just that thick.
Or she'd get me dial-up. The bitch.