Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Make me laugh. Now.


I'm so in love with this photo that I've decided to make it into a competition.
Leave a caption for it in the comments and after a period of time which is deemed reasonable by the Grand Chancellor (me), a winner shall be selected to have their caption put under the photo and placed in the sidebar here for a period of time which is deemed reasonable by the Grand Chancellor (again, me).
Also, if you're a lurker, now's a good time to say hi, because instead of having to write about the rubbish I've written, you just get to write something funny. How easy is that?

The prize is that you get to be recognised by your peers as having a superior sense of humour. You also get to be on my blog.
What's that you say? Lame prize?
I know but this is a tiny baby blog, not the national fucking lottery. What do you want? An iPod or something? Go click some pop-up ads then, ass hat.
Fine. If you win, I'll print the captioned picture out, POST IT TO YOU IN THE MAIL and you can stick it on your wall. Happy now? You better be.

Quick then, go make with the funnies.

12 comments:

Robbie said...

Jonny picked up the talking box to learn what new adventures he would be doing today.

Amanda said...

Oh yes, Robbo found using late 1980s technology to call the sex line gave him an enormous sense of, err, value.

qed said...

I don't know if this new fandangled technology will take off, but at least it takes all the attention away from my bald spot

Technodoll said...

Jesus on a stick that was funny! Snicker.

Why does the army still use brick-size phones when out in the desert and shit? Is it sexy with greens?

*ponders*

kiki said...

that guy is so Charlie Erdman

http://my-name-is-charlie-erdman.blogspot.com/

Andrew said...

"but every time I put it in my pocket, my pants fall down".

Fever Dog said...

"Jiminy liked to spend Friday evenings with a Nokia jammed up his arse, and ringing his own number all night"

surviving myself said...

"Yes, hello, Johnny? I've killed your mother. Yes, she's in the tool shed. Now be a good boy and bury the body."

Gnugs said...

The "look, Ma! I made it!" photo might have played out, if he hadn't pushed it by talking into a transistor radio. And if he hadn't been seen posing at the local Good Will.

Ashley said...

"Yes, Mr. Smith, the edible panties are in stock. Yes, we have the vibrating mattress as well. Shall I put you down for a home delivery of one vibrating mattress and one gross of edible panties? What's that? This is actually a radio?"

I like a few of them, but not sure which best.

jiminycricket said...

Oh.. It's so hard you guys...

I do think though that Ashley's wins.
I'll fix it up and put it in the sidebar. Also, sticking to my word, Ashley, email me your postal address and i'll mail a copy to you.
(It's ok, I can do it using the franking machine at work. Free postage!)

Ashley said...

oh! that's terrific! i think that may be the third thing I've ever won in my life. The first two: set of "The Boxcar Children" book series, lunch with school principal. since I never read the books I would have to say this is leading as the best.